In honor of buying a Disneyland annual pass:

Jason realized his mistake at 3:32:21 am. He had already sold his soul to his dentist last year. And he couldn't take the car back now. Maybe the dentist and the dealer wouldn't realize it. Maybe only one would ever need to make use of his soul at any given time. But what if?

He laid there sweating in his bed. Thinking of all the possibilities. Would they break his legs? Take his home? Follow behind him and recite his college Calculus text book with the voice of Ben Stein?

"I really need to start offering my first-born."

1 comment:

Stuart said...

"Who knows what the future will bring?" thought the miller's daughter.